17-year-old, Senior, Multiple Sclerosis patient, American, Nerd Fighter.

Proud pet-parent of a ball python and a Doberman Pincher.

Fandoms include: Supernatural, Les Miserables, Hetalia, Avengers, Sherlock, Homestuck, Portal, Assassin's Creed, Welcome to Night Vale, Attack on Titan, and probably a ton more I'm not thinking of.

All ships welcome!

Some Ships Include: Destiel, Sabriel, Sam/Jess, JohnLock, Altair/Malik, Altair/Marie horpe, Ezio/EVERYONE CAUSE EZIO, Enjolras/Grantaire, USUK, Spamano, PruCan, Stony/Superhusbands, Clint/Coulson, ScienceBros

30th July 2014

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born-in-chains-of-revolution:

Yes but have you considered Londoner!Grantaire, with a genuine cockney accent and being all “Bloody French tossers”
And then Parisian Enjolras comes over to help with the homeless spikes activism with his ‘zis and zat’ and fucking fabulous Trésemmé hair.

And suddenly it’s all “Yeah, always wanted to go to France…”

Tagged: enjoltairepffff

30th July 2014

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clientsfromhell:

via Jesie Castro

clientsfromhell:

via Jesie Castro

Source: clientsfromhell

30th July 2014

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notafraidofstopping876:

elrondy:

when we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us that we weren’t allowed to carry sharp objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh looks like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his colleague to take over his check-in desk

that’s a beautiful story

Source: ohelrond

30th July 2014

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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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Source: copernicus-qwark

30th July 2014

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gymleaderkyle:

if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the woman and who gets to be the other woman?

Source: gymleaderkyle

30th July 2014

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boopboopbi:

boopboopbi:

Bucky being all repentant and wanting to atone for his crimes and willing to take any punishment required until he’s told he’s going to be training the Young Avengers. Then he’s firmly in fuck this shit I was brainwashed I don’t deserve this I don’t deserve…

Tagged: marvelyes

Source: boopboopbi

30th July 2014

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omnicat:

genalovestoons:

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles

Tagged: lotrperf

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30th July 2014

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flabofsteel:

gandalph:

livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences

shout out to all you fly motherfuckahs

Source: thetableistryingtoeatme

30th July 2014

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relapsin-g:

MENTAL
HEALTH
IS
JUST
AS
IMPORTANT
AS
PHYSICAL
HEALTH

Source: relapsin-g

30th July 2014

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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

Source: stereolights